PENDRAGON ICES

We think our ice cream is the greatest in the world, and we'll sue anybody who thinks otherwise.

Using only the cheapest ingredients, and sometimes free ones, our ice cream is made as quickly as possible.  Knocked out by taking as many shortcuts in the process as possible.

We'll promise you that our ices will be the greatest you have ever tasted, on a par with Wall's, with a taste to rival Nestlé.

In reality of course, it will be nothing like it.  After you have spent money on it, it will leave a bad taste in your mouth, but we at Pendragon don't give a damn.