| When I was a lad of about 8, I used to love a kid's TV show called: |
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| When I was a lad of about 8, I used to love a kid's TV show called: |
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| I got hold of an episode or two recently and watched them. All my
childhood memories were shattered in an instant, It's not the brilliantly
ground-breaking, stunning and enthralling program I used to enjoy. It's
embarrassingly awful. On the whole, the actors are ok but the special
effects would look dated in 1920, and the clothes are just nauseating. So as a tribute to one of my fave shows, I have completely
bastardised one of
the episodes and done a new voice over for it. Here's the synopsis: |
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Professor Porno is obsessed with hard-core pornography. With the help of Stephen, his telekinetic telepathic teleporting friend, he gets hold of a stack of deep throat videos but trouble is in store for both Stephen and the Professor by way of the law and the rightful owner of the movies. After marathon drinking sessions and degrading sexual acts, the Professor gets the videos, but was it all worth the threat of the grapefruit? |
WARNING: Contains strong language, blatant sexual references and
porn footage.
(extreme close-ups. **NSFW**)
Download:
Click the video camera below
30 Mbytes MPG file. Will stream on fast connections. Run time 14 Minutes.
I have also recently uploaded a slightly cut-down version to Youtube. Feel free to leave me a comment, I enjoy reading them.
Many thanks to the magic donkey for choosing to feature this in the b3ta newsletter this week! Now let's see if my bandwidth holds out.
